Thursday, September 29, 2011
If you can't beat them...
Invent a whole new sport and make a world championship for it! I'm not sure I could toe wrestle with someone, at least not a runner, their feet are pretty disgusting. Pea shooting might not work out too well for me either, most especially because I definitely wouldn't be able to not laugh. Worm chasing sounds cool, as does swamp soccer (although suspenders might be a good idea), and sometimes I really want to throw my phone! Egg throwing seems fun, but anvil shooting could potentially wind up not so well, and Kudu dung spitting is just gross. Extreme ironing, well, I don't even like to iron like a normal person... but I can decorate a gingerbread house like no other!
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