Normal People vs. Runners

Saturday morning...  

Normal: just getting in from Friday night

Runner: just leaving for a long run

 At the office on Monday...

Normal: that's a long way up, better take the elevator

Runner: my quads are shot... that's a long way down

Attire...

Normal: why is that guy wearing soccer socks? And those shoes make his feet look fat.

Runner: he must be fast... he's wearing compression socks... and neon sneakers!