A vampire, werewolf, and a zombie line up at the start line of the E3 XC Challenge on Sunday... who crosses the finish line first?
Well, depending upon their age, vampires can be pretty fast, reaching speeds upwards of 120-200+ mph. Werewolves are slower, ranging in speed from 20-40 mph, with differences depending upon the form the Lycan take. Zombies, however, are very slow because dead things can't run fast. So, the Vampire would clearly win (even if he was running the 8K and the rest were doing the fun run). The Werewolf would be next across the line, followed by the Zombie. And, presumably, a human would finish in the top 3 :-)
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