ASoTV Update

With the Olympics just around the corner, I decided how to see how the folks from As Seen on TV have been helping athletes prepare for the challenges of the games. You may remember my week-long series from last year, so here's an updated list (listen to the commercials):

• Free Flexor (think ShakeWeight w/ flexible connector)- for only $39.95, you can apparently solve all of the world's energy problems by creating unlimited torque and tension, but don't take my word for it, you should listen to what Jerrod and Gerard have to say
• SweatFire T-Shirt (sweat hyper-color shirt)- inspiration by perspiration... aim for the flame... let everyone know just how disgusting you are for only $34.95
• The Belly Sauna (cousin to Sauna Pants)- for $19.99, you can show up to business meetings or a date with a sweaty stomach... I mean, who wouldn't want to do that?
• Slim Away (basically a zip-up corset)- for only $9.95, you can once again fit into any outfit, or your pants

The real question is, why didn't Nike incorporate the SweatFire technology into Team USA's track and field uniforms? I mean, I think we all need to know just how hard they are really working, in case there was ever any question. And, if anyone got a size too small, they could just use the Slim Away, or Belly Sauna if they had some time to "work" on their abs. Hope the Free Flexor can fit in their carry-on...