As Seen on TV

The Gravity Defyer post got me thinking, what other awesome products has As Seen on TV come up with in the year or so since my last posting on the topic? So, I looked it up...

Tired of eating plastic? Well, you could get the amazing OpenX, which allows you to open any package with ease, or you could work on *building upper body strength*, which is probably *better for you* anyways. However, that seems like a lot of work, which goes against the As Seen on TV "fitness program"... better stick with the Velform Arm Wrap just to make it look like I have upper body strength (or chin strength?!). Never thought of using rosa mosqueta oil and gotu kola with my compression socks!

* links with actual information... because this blog is for "serious" runners, swimmers, and cyclists only... jk... but not about the "for real" information *