Gravity got you down?

Sick and tired of dealing with that pesky -9.81m/s^2? Well, turn that minus sign into a plus with the new Gravity Defyer Shoes. Thanks to their patented Versoshock Trampoline Technology (aka spring in the heel), Gravity Defyer is now the fastest growing shoe company in America (I might have to call shenanigans on this... although I guess there are not a lot of new shoe companies, so non-existent to anything is like infinite growth, right?!?). The shoes promise to ease pain and give you energy, all of which help you work out for longer. And, if this isn't enough to sell you, there's the "slick seed of life logo". I really wish I was making any of this up!   

 

Putting the spring back into your step!