That should totally be the name of a product! I mean, after chasing that hamster around my apartment, my legs are quite sore. I had to just straight up eat one of the "zero artificial ingredient"
Fein Energy Crystal sticks just to catch it on my last interval. Oh wait, I have just the thing...
Sauna Pants! Yup... although I'm not sure that I really need to sweat in my abdomen, waist, hips, and back, but if As Seen on TV Says I do...
Then, to completely rejuvenate and build up some "bio-energy" (I guess as opposed to the non-biological, all-natural energy that I got yesterday?!), maybe I'll try the
D-Tox Foot Spa. And, to wash off my feet because that water looks disgusting, well
Easy Feet is the only logical answer. I mean, how do they expect me to bend over and touch my toes after all that
*strength and conditioning* from yesterday?!
* links with actual information... because this blog is for "serious" runners, swimmers, and cyclists only... jk... but not about the "for real" information *
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