For real?!?

Suffice to say, the Brooks Cavalcade of Curiosities is... well... completely bizarre. One of the weirdest and most memorable of the "side shows" is the human Jesus Lizard. Basically, the Jesus Lizard's claim to fame is that he/she/it can run across a pool of "non-Newtonian substance" (i.e., the Brooks DNA). Ok, so I was under the impression that this was pretty much just weird, and that the people who dreamed up the cavalcade probably also enjoyed a good game of Ultimate Frisbee. Then, to my utter surprise, one night when I was watching the Discovery Channel they started talking about The Jesus Lizard. This caught my attention... enough to look up and actually watch the TV versus just listening to it. And... well... there was an actual lizard on the screen! Wait... so this means that there is AN ACTUAL JESUS LIZARD?!? They DIDN'T MAKE THAT UP?!? The Jesus Lizard walks on water?!? Wow... wow... wow... maybe these people should study the Jesus Lizard's technique! #20